a weird girl's weird diary

There are many reasons why I won't like someone. And I don't mean "like like" (as if I'd ever like like you lol), I mean I just won't interact with them if they meet a "certain" criteria. For example, if you told me that you liked mayonnaise, I would be hesitant to talk to you. Mayo is gross. I don't like you.

And if you told me that you still thought the sun is real? Oh man. I'd have an aneurysm trying not to rip out your nose hairs. Who even believes in that thing these days? Everyone knows that it's not real, it's just a projection made by the government to control when people sleep so that they can steal your most vital organ: your gallstomney. They make bank off of those. Trust me, you do NOT want want them to get their hands on it.

Don't even get me started on magnets. You're telling me those things attract each other based on some invisible force? Sounds like some bullshit made up by Jefferick Beighsonzky to sell cheap gimmicks to keep the people's attention away from what's really going on. Away from the truth that they don't want you to know. But I know. I know the truth. You wanna know what the truth is? They're really trying to rip the iron in your blood out of your fingers. Yeah. There are tiny little vampires in the magnets. They're thirsty and Beighsonzky is trying to sell them to you so that he can collect your DNA and clone you when the world goes to shit.

The same goes for toilets. Like what the fuck? You piss or whatever, you flush, and it's just gone. Where does it go? Why was it red? I know the answers to your questions. You PISS and you SHIT and you flush, and they fuckin' take it from you! The government takes your bodily wastes and